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A man in California is the internet’s newest weirdo after going viral for making out with a doorbell. While it’s not clear why he was so attracted to the doorbell, security footage showed this guy sensually licking the device for hours, filling our brains with all kinds of questions.
Police identified the man as Roberto Daniel Arroyo. Since the footage of him getting nasty with the doorbell is so clear, and because he’s had previous run-ins with the law, authorities were able to track him down and bring him in for questioning before he groped any more household devices.